Shrek: Quattro

I have to tell you guys about the brilliant idea I had this weekend. (I’ll preface this by noting that for quite some time, I was extremely loyal to the Schick Quattro razor. It works very well, feels substantial, and is saucy to boot.) So there’s been lots of press recently about Shrek: The Third. I read an interview with Cameron Diaz, who is the voice for Princess Fiona. She said she’d like the next Shrek to have some sort of environmental message. After reading that, I started wondering what the fourth Shrek would be called when ”Shrek: Quattro” occurred to me. How much do you want to make out with me for having that idea?? DreamWorks could do a marketing campaign with Schick and pass out razors to all the kids – awesome, right?

P.S. I’m addicted to the Schick Intuition now. I always thought I wouldn’t like a razor with a clump of soapy stuff on it but after trying one, I’m hooked. It’s quick and moisturizing and leaves my stems smooth and supple.

P.P.S. Boo to Jewel for letting Schick use her song to sell a product people use to shave their bits.