Overheard Last Night

“I wish I could have sex with guys and have them forget about it in the morning.”

And later…

“If I have sex with someone, they have to at least be into me…for one evening.”

And later still… 

“I don’t have a job and you’re smoking my cigarettes. You could at least buy my beer.”

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