The Top 5 Ways to Tell You’ve Been Stung By the B

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5. You keep finding stray quarters all over your house and car.

4. On your couch sits a rumpled Geoffrey Bean bag containing price tags and those little plastic price tag attacher thingies.

3. Your terlet seat is broken.

2. You find an empty bag of 97% fat-free beef jerky on the floor.

And finally, the number one way to tell you’ve been stung by the B…

1. It smells like burning.

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