Remember how silly Lean names her cars? And when I got my new ride she asked me what I was going to call it. I decided on “The Grey Goose” because I’m silly too and then I made that rule that people had to say “I plucked the Goose!” when they rode in my car for the first time. (Poorod refused to say it – bastard!) Anyhoo, I just got this e-mail from my Mom:
Subject: You & [Lean] are in big trouble!
Message: According to a report in Reader’s Digest, people who name their cars are much more likely to engage in road rage. Researchers think they disassociate themselves from whatever happens by blaming it on the “person” of the car. So much bull manure, but I thought you’d want to know you’re at risk. Hee.