My power’s been out for almost an hour. I feel so disconnected! Since it’s late, I can’t even see to attend to any of my non-electric hobbies. Instead I’m dead-blogging in the dark with my deck door open, listening as more and more apartment complex folk gather outside to complain and speculate. That’s the perfect atmosphere for rumor-startin’. By tomorrow morning, the tale of The Great Power Outage of 2007 will no doubt involve a Pop-tart, a Swedish-made penis enlarger, and 4 didgeridoos.
Very 1900 House