Hiya!

I’m back at work after taking the day off for my birthday. I haven’t been able to blog the last few days because the wireless signal I normally er, borrow at home isn’t working. Can you believe that? What type of complaint can a girl file in a situation like this? I think I’ll just start knocking on doors and asking. It could go two ways:

Me: “Do you by chance have an unsecured wireless connection that’s stopped working?”

Unsuspecting Neighbor: “Um, no. Are you the neighbor who steals my newspaper and has wild screaming fits at 3 in the morning?”

Me: “Um, no. Kbai!”

OR

Me: “Do you by chance have an unsecured wireless connection that’s stopped working?”

Unsuspecting Neighbor: “Why, yes! How did you know?”

Me: “Well, um…I’m with the Extra-Sensory-ily Perceived Internet Connection Police and ya know, I just had a feeling you were having a problem. What can I do to help?”

Hmm. Perhaps this plan needs more work. In the meantime, please admire Moxy’s sweet kitty Emmy Lou. She’s such a lady, with her dainty crossed paws!

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3 Responses to “Hiya!”

  1. Kriss Says:

    Hope you had a wonderful birthday!! With lots of a) cake or b) cookies to help ring in the day. šŸ™‚

    I’d definitely go with the 2nd option in the unsecured wireless. You could always say that *your* wireless router isn’t working, and you weren’t sure if it was a problem with the hardware, or maybe the building’s wiring.

    (P.S. Check your gmail account – there should be a waiting ecard in there.)

    (P.P.S. Miss Emmy Lou is such a pretty pretty princess!)

  2. sandy Says:

    you could always knock and ask if you can use their wireless to send a quick email since yours is down! ?

  3. Creekle Says:

    Happy belated birthday!

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