Another Fleeting Glimpse at Brilliance

B: OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

B: did you hear about the newest reality show

B: I laughed and though “Mims and I must watch this together”

B: Clash of the Choirs

Me: are you kidding??? It’s a dream come true!!

Me: Why are we not starring in it?

B: I was asked to exec. produce it

B: but I had a a stuffy nose and a hangnail

Me: I was assigned the Assistant to the Jazz Hands Instructor position

B: nice

B: I did accept doing warm-ups/volcalizing exercises for the finalists

Me: Me-ee May-ay Mah-ah Mow-ow Mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Later…

B: OMG!

B: I know you know this..

B: but my IT guy can literally come on to my ‘puter remotly and move his mouse/see my screen

B: I was sweting when he went on to exploerer because of my internet porn

B: it’s like magic

Me: It’s called Remote Desktop. It’s very fancy and modern, like the can opener or the wheel!

B: it’s scary

Me: I have a feeling you’re savvy enough to have the Internet on a disk

B: but, because of the technology…

B: tyhey could transfer all my itunes files over

B: …to my new laptop

Me: In the words of JT, “Ayo, I’m tired of usin’ technologaaay. Why don’t you sit down on top of me?”

B: hold

B: (writing that down)

Me: P.S. Maybe you could ask your IT guy for an external hard drive that could be dedicated to storing your porn. That way you’ll be able to keep track of porn-related vs. work-related files, like that mysterious Word document called “Team approach”

P.S. Have you noticed a pattern in the way B initiates conversations with me? Like, Owe-Emm-Geee!!

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3 Responses to “Another Fleeting Glimpse at Brilliance”

  1. Amy Says:

    Hahaha… I know someone who uses an external drive for that purpose! (Not me!)

  2. SweetBasta Says:

    OMG! So that explains why you never keep porn on your computer, but rather keep a stack of porn magazines next to your snacks.

    “Team approch” is that code for some group fetish thing?

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