Some readers might wonder why I have a Klutzella DeVille category, so I thought I’d share the latest reason I’m the clumsiest girl on the planet. Yesterday was a particularly rough day so I sent out an All Points Bulletin and Lean and Moxy came to the rescue. We decided to meet at Moxy’s pad for debriefing and on the way, I got some hot chocolate from the ‘bucks. I was so shaky that the minute I got into Moxy’s place, I spilled all the hot chocolate on her beautiful, pristine carpet.
I think it’s the biggest stain I’ve ever caused in my long history of staining things. Poor Mox tried her best to clean it up while I hid in the corner and whimpered. She got up a lot of it but it’s still quite an impressive mar.
I checked out Stanley Steamer but they have a minimum fee of $75. Word on the street is that Bissell Oxy Pet or Woolite Oxy Kick are good so I may give them a try. I could rent one of those carpet cleaners you see at the grocery store but I have a feeling I might do some serious damage behind the wheel of such a cleaning behemoth. Plus carpet cleaners are probably like Kryptonite for a chronic spiller like me. If I get near one my skin may start melting
You’re wanting to have me over sometime soon, huh? I’ll be sure to step in dog poo before I arrive and bring a leaky decanter of red wine.