Me: Dow Drops More Than 250 Points On Job News: The stock market plummeted on news of the unemployment rate hitting a two-year high. MORE DETAILS
B: Doesn’t affect me.
B: …much like Darfur, Iraq and melting polar icecaps
Me: and someday, you’ll be able to use that Confederate money again!
B: I barter with animal fat, blankets and candles.
Me: It’s funny to talk about BMI because it has BM in it.
B: If only we could excrete fat from our anusi, though!
Me: Is anusi the plural of anus?
B: I think
B: “anuses” didn’t look right
Me: Good call
B: I do english good.