B: HAPPY BIRTHDAY [nope, it’s not really my birthday]
Me: cONGRATS on the bris!! [and no, B was not just circumcised]
Me: I made a pitcher of Crystal Lite last night and some powder must’ve gotten in my nose because I just blew my nose and it was purple. *beam*
B: how on earth are you single
Me: Beats me! I thought for sure I would meet someone in that latch hook rug class but no one seemed interested in my colored snot stories.