Well On My Way to Alzheimer’s

Yesterday I did something pretty dumb, only to be surpassed by doing it again tonight. As of 10:30 p.m., I’ve washed two, count ’em, TWO loads of laundry without adding detergent. I realized my mistake after the first load last night but apparently my short-term memory is full because I did it again tonight. Is this a bad sign? Should I be doing more crossword puzzles?

Hey, I know what! Let’s talk about my new favorite bev, FUZE Slenderize*. It rocks my socks because it’s made with real fruit juice but only has 10 calories per serving and tastes fresh and sweet and delicious! It’s a little spency but totally worth its weight in vodka because it feels like a treat but doesn’t pack the caloric punch of a sugary drink.

Here’s a fancy video I made after my friends and I rented a cabin one weekend in April. To properly enjoy it, you should know the following:

  • We were quoting The Office the entire weekend in addition to a perennial favorite of ours, dropping non sequitur cliches into conversation.
  • On the way down, B coined the term “retro merge,” which is something along the lines of an untimely lane change.
  • Moxy drove her Jetta, lovingly nicknamed Gretta, separately.  (Since our trip, poor Gretta was totaled in a tragic accident.)
  • On the way down near a casino, we saw a sign that read Hot Slot Action Ahead. You can imagine the giggling.
  • The local bar in the tiny town we visited is called Who Cares. The owner remembered us from our last visit more than a year ago and cited the hullabaloo that ensued when a goober cop gave me a ticket right outside the bar for not having signed my car’s registration.
  • B coined another term, “To the grave!” He was being sassy and I threatened to kick his arse when he brilliantly quipped, “I’m going to kick yours…TO THE GRAVE!!!”

And so I give you: Beer Me, Brookville!

*Sorry the link isn’t direct. That site is a perfect example of GUF, Gratuitous Use of Flash.


3 Responses to “Well On My Way to Alzheimer’s”

  1. Erin Says:

    Hey, you are not alone. Jon did that same thing last night. 🙂

  2. Kriss Says:

    Must try the fuze slenderize – thanks for the heads up!

    I left a note in your flickr photostream, too, but you have to tell me where you bought that green shirt. I love the frilly neckline!

  3. Kriss Says:

    And your new masthead is too cute! (o:

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